My ears'a bleedin'.

"Ibang klase ang freshness,
Feeling Confidence,
Ibang klase ang freshness,
Feeling Di Na Fresh"
(Jay R's Colgate commercial. incomprehensible.)

"What you gonna do with all that jank, all that jank inside that trank,
Imma get get get get you drank, get you lav drank of my hamp,
My hamp, My hamp, My hamp, My hamp, My hamp,
My hamp, My hamp, My hamp, My lovely little lamps,
Check it out."
(Heard in a music bar.)